Why isn’t hockey an actual religion
like we play, we practice it
there are fucking hockey gods we all know this
there are millions of people who follow it
there are thousands of whom that invest their very souls into hockey
and though I’m not sure the exact classifications for calling something a religion hockey’s got to include most of them
Its a religion, i follow it :)
I would never have guessed
I am currently 7 followers away from 700! I decided that when I hit it I will film a Q&A! To ask questions you can either message me, tweet me (@kathleens2128) or tag me in posts. If I don’t get any questions I WILL NOT do this so it is all based on you guys!
question #1- how much do you effing love me
question #2- youre stranded on a deserted island with the schenn brothers, which one do you eat first
the hockey fandom is absolutely terrifying why does it exist on such a different level from all other sports fandoms i dont get it what about that sport makes its fans feel like writing copious amounts of graphic homoerotic fanfiction
hockey is do or die, man
why did someone do this
iPhone 5 wallpapers - Michael Raffl
"do my undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?"
No, because they make him look like he’s all of about 20 and pulled an all nighter to get his last final turned in before gtfo’ing for the summer.
I’m 20. sign me up for whatever this is.
- They wear plenty of protection
- They know when to make the move
- They have great hands
- They’re flexible
- They love to go down
- They have great stamina and endurance
- They’re not afraid to get dirty
- Their positioning is perfect
- They last for the whole game
- And although it may be hard to score, it’s so much more satisfying when you do.
i knew there was a reason why i have a thing for goalies